Ganito Ka Rin Ba Mag-English?

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Ganito Ka Rin Ba Mag-English?

(To whoever gets to understand this letter, CONGRATULATIONS!)

The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and have been preserved to its original unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try to direct translation is Tagalog, Pls. read with feelings……

October 1996,
To Marjorie

I am not surprise or wonder why Dennis leave you why? What reason can you think about but you’re very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I’m realize that he really can’t not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you’re habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling to their house what he got home or this or that.

And then he say he get ashame to me either in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you’re very very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thought you’re the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do you think you are “ Beautiful Girl” of Jose Mari Chan?

Even you are beautiful face ( to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else difference name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I’m never call you names either in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don’t have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING.

You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier that you when you look to us in the mirror. I’m repeat again that you are like Lozada when she is a girl.

Love,
The sexiest Girl of D.M.

P.S.
You say that I’m the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? And the final is me. There you go.



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When I was reading this letter I didn't understand some of the parts. Honestly, I laughed when I finished reading it. I know that it is bad to laugh at someones work because we, ourselves also have our own mistakes in writing. My recommendation to this girl is for her to write her compositions in Tagalog than in English because she will find it easier to compose her sentences. This letter made my head ache because I couldn't revise it properly. After the agonizing revision I successfully  finished the given task and I'm grateful because it really is a hard task.


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Revised

October 1996,
To Marjorie

I am not surprise nor  wonder why Dennis left you. Why? You have a fat body, what other reason can you think about? Before, I thought that Dennis only used me as his toy but sooner or later I realized that he really can’t bare to be with you anymore because first, Dennis said that he could not stand your habit of messing with his walks and always calling their house when he gets home.

And then he said that he got ashamed to me either in school and with his family and he asked you to exercise your very fat body, but you hate it. You think that your the prettiest girl he knows about. Who do you think you are “ Beautiful Girl” of Jose Mari Chan?

Even if you have a beautiful face ( as what you think) you do not have the right to call me whatever you want or different names if your real purpose is to insult my personality because I never called you names even when in front of Dennis or behind his back, but if you're already starting to call me names, I don’t have any other choice but to start calling you different names too. Like - PIG, FAT, OBESE, OVERWEIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame on your body.

You can’t blame Dennis for replacing you to me because I am sexier when you look at us in the mirror. And also you look like Lozada when she is a girl.

Love,
The sexiest Girl of D.M.
P.S.

You said that I have a bad breath but who do you think Dennis wants to kiss? Me or you? And the answer is me. There you go.


It is really hard to understand and improvise this letter coz I honestly have no idea what she is trying to say. Well its seemingly obvious that she doesn't really know how to speak in english properly because the entire letter is a failure. Full of grammatical errors and some misspelled words.