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Ganito Ka Rin Ba Mag-English?

(To whoever gets to understand this letter, CONGRATULATIONS!)

The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and have been preserved to its original unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try to direct translation is Tagalog, Pls. read with feelings……

October 1996,
To Marjorie

I am not surprise or wonder why Dennis leave you why? What reason can you think about but you’re very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I’m realize that he really can’t not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you’re habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling to their house what he got home or this or that.

And then he say he get ashame to me either in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you’re very very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thought you’re the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do you think you are “ Beautiful Girl” of Jose Mari Chan?

Even you are beautiful face ( to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else difference name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I’m never call you names either in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don’t have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING.

You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier that you when you look to us in the mirror. I’m repeat again that you are like Lozada when she is a girl.

Love,
The sexiest Girl of D.M.

P.S.
You say that I’m the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? And the final is me. There you go.



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When I was reading this letter I didn't understand some of the parts. Honestly, I laughed when I finished reading it. I know that it is bad to laugh at someones work because we, ourselves also have our own mistakes in writing. My recommendation to this girl is for her to write her compositions in Tagalog than in English because she will find it easier to compose her sentences. This letter made my head ache because I couldn't revise it properly. After the agonizing revision I successfully  finished the given task and I'm grateful because it really is a hard task.


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Revised

October 1996,
To Marjorie

I am not surprise nor  wonder why Dennis left you. Why? You have a fat body, what other reason can you think about? Before, I thought that Dennis only used me as his toy but sooner or later I realized that he really can’t bare to be with you anymore because first, Dennis said that he could not stand your habit of messing with his walks and always calling their house when he gets home.

And then he said that he got ashamed to me either in school and with his family and he asked you to exercise your very fat body, but you hate it. You think that your the prettiest girl he knows about. Who do you think you are “ Beautiful Girl” of Jose Mari Chan?

Even if you have a beautiful face ( as what you think) you do not have the right to call me whatever you want or different names if your real purpose is to insult my personality because I never called you names even when in front of Dennis or behind his back, but if you're already starting to call me names, I don’t have any other choice but to start calling you different names too. Like - PIG, FAT, OBESE, OVERWEIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame on your body.

You can’t blame Dennis for replacing you to me because I am sexier when you look at us in the mirror. And also you look like Lozada when she is a girl.

Love,
The sexiest Girl of D.M.
P.S.

You said that I have a bad breath but who do you think Dennis wants to kiss? Me or you? And the answer is me. There you go.


It is really hard to understand and improvise this letter coz I honestly have no idea what she is trying to say. Well its seemingly obvious that she doesn't really know how to speak in english properly because the entire letter is a failure. Full of grammatical errors and some misspelled words. 

Fair is Foul and Foul is Fair

What the line points to is the play's concern with the discrepancy between appearance and reality: that is, the difference between how someone seems and how someone is. It is a central concern of Shakespeare's, and obviously one that fits well with the medium of theater, which relies on actors seeming to be something that they most definitely aren't.

None of that is really any help to us with the witches' enigmatic line, which says simply that bad is good, and good bad. It's rather like when Macbeth says that "nothing is, but what is not" - a difficult, knotty idea that, in the world of this play, nothing is the only something. Foul is fair. Fair is foul. It's a world where nothing is what it seems. It's a world where you're never sure whether it's a real dagger or an apparition, a mirage, or the ghost of Banquo. It's a world where you can't trust anyone. Not even the witches.

MOTHER TO A THOUSAND STUDENTS

Noisy and stubborn students, piles of paper works, new lesson plans, mountains of test papers- these are all in a day's work for a regular teacher in her normal life. Despite all these stressful and long hours of work, teachers of today persevere and endure, recognizing the crucial role they play in molding the minds of the future generations. As the unsung nation builders, they plant seeds of information and ensure the holistic growth of their students.

We shouldn't disrespect our teachers because they're the one guiding us in our journey in life for us to reach and fulfill our dreams. They are the noblest of all. They still work during those unpaid hours and days. Honestly, they spend more of their time in school with their students than in their home with their family and their own children. It is really difficult to be a teacher but despite of all these difficulties, they have the greatest self fulfillment. They're the nation builders. Without them, there would be no professionals such as doctors, engineers, etc. because before they'd become professionals, they were once the students of our beloved teachers. 

A Midsummer Night's Dream of Errors

One day, the freshly married couple, Emilia and Egeon, finally had their first child which is actually a twin. On the same day at the same place a poor woman also gave birth to a twin. The poor woman could not afford to raise their child so she begged Emilia to take care and adopt her twins. Emilia, with mixed emotions, can't help but accept the woman's request but in return the twins will just be the servants of her twins. On their way back to Syracause, the clouds begin to darken and a storm has alarmed them. It was actually a tempest. The people with themselves and the couple with their twins and the Dormio twins-poor woman's children were left in the ship. Emilia tied herself with one of the Antipholus twins and one of the Dormio twins. And Egeon did the same with the other twins. The twins and Emilia got separated. One pair of the twins got into an island far from the shipwreck.The twins went into the woods in the said island. They saw Oberon and Titania in the woods. Oberon and Titania were lost in the woods so they joined the twins. After some walk, they saw a group of actors practicing a play for Hamlet. Meanwhile, in the kingdom of Macbeth, they invited the noble persons of Scotland and other countries including the Montagues and Capulets. While they are in the feast, Romeo and Juliet exchanged sweet words in the balcony. The murderers whom Macbeth paid to kill Banquo and Fleance went to Macbeth to tell him that Fleance got the chance to escaped. Macbeth hallucinated for what he heard. Lady Macbeth killed herself due to her conscience who did not stopped bothering her for the reason of killing King Duncan. Everyone now opposes Macbeth including Julius Caesar. They started fighting each other using their swords. Macbeth got stabbed by Julius Ceasar. Julius Ceasar and his alliance had their feast for killing Macbeth. They were so happy so they shouted. They kept on shouting until Julius Ceasar woke up from his deep sleep and realized that everything in here were just part of his dream.